it's just business.

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

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mashkwi:

The brain is an asshole. 

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Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.
— Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl)

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corporalclean:

hyooman:

theboywhofangirled:

queensoucouyant:

notforbreakfast:

The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM

i need to know what comic sans would look like

Watch the video.

Oh my frickin shit

wingdings is making me grow abs

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thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….
This is my dog.

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

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shiverest:

nope-lifer:

Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.

Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.

and having both of them is the definition of hell

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peoplesuck-sir:

jinglebean:

Accurate description of ponies

It gets even funnier when you realize that Robert Downey Jr. is also afraid of horses

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Bitch who asked you ?

A bitch who didn’t ask you  (via sheisjackieb)

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choodraws:

                                      all you ever do is hurt me

choodraws:

                                      all you ever do is hurt me

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dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

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