it's just business.

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nickjamesbxtch:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

I agree with their ruling on the ground of you never see Indian Vikings or white zulu’s besides the rare genetic albino ism

outfit game:
on point
mental health game:
?????

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snowce:

Hermann Herzog, Lazy Days, Everglades

snowce:

Hermann Herzog, Lazy Days, Everglades

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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pokerdemonos:

Final Fantasy VIII - Cactuar’s 1000 Needles

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Yesterday my kidney started throbbing. Okay, whatever, no big deal.
Today it feels likr knives are twisting into it. Called my doc, he told me to go to the er, I said no because I have to work and I already missed friday. So wednesday I’ll be heading over to see what could possibly be up, again.
Joy.

These days have made me so happy.
Like, I’d write about it, but words can’t even describe.
It’s been an adventure, and a rollercoaster for sure.
But at the end of each day, I’m smiling.
Fuck, I’m such a sap. And that’s okay.

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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here-is-where:

Hot dog

here-is-where:

Hot dog

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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